Idk. I’m bored. Hi bored lol. Give this person an oscar in comedy

ILLUMINAUGHTI CONFIRMED; NECRO; UNKNOWN; OLDER THAN THE MILKY WAY; ENERGY CREATION- CREATING ENERGY BASED ATTACKS LIKE LIGHTNING AND KAMEHAMEHA WAVES FLIGHT ZENITH- HAVING SUPREME LORDSHIP OF SPACE AND TIME META MIRACLE MANIPULATION- NEVER BEING ABLE TO FAIL IN WHATEVER THEY CHOOSE [BASICALLY HAVING A REALLY JACKED UP PLOT ARMOR EXCEPT IT KICKS IN BEFORE THE END IS NIGH] TELEPORTATION RAPID REFLEXES BEYOND LIGHT SPEED RUNNING SPACE TIME AND WORMHOLE MANIPULATION- BEING ABLE TO BEND TIME, SPACE, AND THE UNIVERSE AT WILL OMNI-LOCKS- CREATING UNIVERSAL BANS THAT CAN NEVER BE PASSED NO MATTER WHAT OMNI-LOCK BYPASSING- BEING ABLE TO CIRCUMVENT ANY LOCK CREATION- BEING ABLE TO MAKE ANYTHING THEY CAN THINK OF AND MANIPULATE IT PROJECTION: THEY CAN USE THEIR EYE TO PROJECT HOLOGRAMS OF ANY POINT IN TIME AND SPACE ANATOMY MANIPULATION- MANIPULATION OF ATOMS AND ALL THINGS UNTOUCHABLE- CAN DODGE WITHOUT MOVEMENT AND IS INTANGIBLE UNLESS THEY WISH TO BE TOUCHED TELEKINESIS LASER EYES SHAPE SHIFTING MIND READING/ CONTROLLING RETRO GAME UNIVERSAL CONTROLS- BEING ABLE TO SAVE SPOTS IN TIME. DELETE SAVES IN TIME. RESTART TIME. LOAD SAVES IN TIME. AND CAN CREATE THEIR ON TIMELINE REALITY WARPING/SHIFTING- CAN SHAPE REALITY TO THEIR WILL AND CAN RUN TO OTHER REALITIES ANY % OF THEIR POWERS AND THEY CAN BESTOW ANY % OF THEIR POWER; ILLUMINAUGHTI; CHAOTIC NEUTRAL; UNIVERSAL CREATION. CONSPIRACY THEORIES