Suprised Patrick

What’s the difference between Kobe and George Floyd? At least Kobe got air.

dam

I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"

omg- xD

figet spinners can spin better than kobes helicopter

a leaf and an emo fall from a tree, which one hits the ground first?
- the leaf. the emo was stopped by a rope.

Dark jokes are like happiness.
Not everyone gets it.

What’s the difference between global warming and my happiness?
Global warming is real.

you mean water not happyness lol

why couldnt the orphan be gay.... cus he had no one to call daddy

what do you call a terroist on a wheel chair......an RC-XD

what do you call a Muslim in a jetpack......a hellstorm missile

People have been saying that I like to live on the edge in secret. This is a lie. If I were living on the edge, I would have jumped off already.

Just a follow up:
Me: What comes before C4?
Some kid: Haha, another one of your bad jokes. Let me guess, B3?
Me: Are these straps too tight Muhammed?

What’s the difference between Kim kardashian and hitler? Nothing, they both removed the Polish with chemicals!

I would but I’m busy cooking my ex for the children in my basement

Friend: Let’s refer to our age as video game levels.
Me: Ok. I’m level 25.
Friend: My son died at level 4.
Me: Heh, noob.

dam

Life is like a box of chocolates. Some people don’t deserve it.

that one kid: Santa why do you have such a big sack
Santa: Because i come once a year
^u^

I cant believe im going to see my grandmas today *Grabs a rope*

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!" They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

Sorry I can’t, the cops found about the kids in the basement

wtf

Any you said dark, I delivered

All these "every 60 seconds in Africa" jokes are so f**king stupid. Everyone knows Africans don't get seconds. Hell, they don't even get firsts half the time!

The W in Africa stands for water.

They found water on Mars

Mars-1
Africa-0

humans are like clouds, when they go away, its a beautiful day!

its a bad day because the sun is ugly cloud supremacy🤪🤩

The F in orphan stands for family

I was gonna make a joke about JFK but it just went right through my head

Dark humour is like aids.
Most of it comes from Africa