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Suprised Patrick |  TELL ME UR DARKEST JOKE | image tagged in suprised patrick | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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What’s the difference between Kobe and George Floyd? At least Kobe got air.
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dam
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I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"
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Detective Pikachu "That went dark quick" | THAT WENT DARK QUICK | image tagged in detective pikachu that went dark quick | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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omg- xD
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Dark jokes are like happiness.
Not everyone gets it.
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What’s the difference between global warming and my happiness?
Global warming is real.
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you mean water not happyness lol
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figet spinners can spin better than kobes helicopter
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a leaf and an emo fall from a tree, which one hits the ground first?
- the leaf. the emo was stopped by a rope.
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why couldnt the orphan be gay.... cus he had no one to call daddy
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what do you call a terroist on a wheel chair......an RC-XD
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People have been saying that I like to live on the edge in secret. This is a lie. If I were living on the edge, I would have jumped off already.
1 up, 4w
Just a follow up:
Me: What comes before C4?
Some kid: Haha, another one of your bad jokes. Let me guess, B3?
Me: Are these straps too tight Muhammed?
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What’s the difference between Kim kardashian and hitler? Nothing, they both removed the Polish with chemicals!
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I would but I’m busy cooking my ex for the children in my basement
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Friend: Let’s refer to our age as video game levels.
Me: Ok. I’m level 25.
Friend: My son died at level 4.
Me: Heh, noob.
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dam
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Life is like a box of chocolates. Some people don’t deserve it.
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that one kid: Santa why do you have such a big sack
Santa: Because i come once a year
^u^
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I cant believe im going to see my grandmas today *Grabs a rope*
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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!" They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
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Sorry I can’t, the cops found about the kids in the basement
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wtf
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Any you said dark, I delivered
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humans are like clouds, when they go away, its a beautiful day!
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its a bad day because the sun is ugly cloud supremacy🤪🤩
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The F in orphan stands for family
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I was gonna make a joke about JFK but it just went right through my head
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Dark humour is like aids.
Most of it comes from Africa
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