THE CITY OF PORTLAND, OREGON, ANNOUNCED IT INTENDS TO BAN TRADE AND TRAVEL TO THE STATE OF TEXAS IN RESPONSE TO THE LONE STAR STATE’S NEW ABORTION LAW; EVERYONE IN THE STATE OF TEXAS IS THRILLED. LEAVE THE ROT IN PORTLAND, THEY SEALED THEIR FATE LONG AGO. LET THEM WALLOW IN THE PIGSTY THEY BUILT