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Villanous_blue. you won't like what I say about him next. this is worse than your censored porn. I even had to delete the image because of that, and everyone kept saying "bruh", and then it started to get more nsfw

I’m immune to images like that
They don’t really affect me

look at this:

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more."

yes, he actually said that. I mean it.

Ohok

it is just so bad *crys* I wish it never existed!

Hey but at least it’s not jolteon

Ik *voice breaking* but it's who i simp for

F

:(

Hey but at least you can f**k her all day

:/

Shhh

but why would I do that

Idk

:<

idk? ok well

do you really wanted to see it? what he replied with?

What?

look above

How?

look above

F

*crys and breaks voice* this isn't right!

It is though

yes it is :C

Exactly

why would they torture her

Idk

:'{

:(

What do you need help with fellow [insert character name here].

I'm having trouble will villanous_blue

Oh I see

you won't like what I say about him next. this is NSFW stuff here

I can handle it

I said i simp for vaporeon

and he copied and pasted the following:

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more."

yes. you heard me. he actually posted that.

Yes I know all of that info

Ik, but it's so bad *cry*

*Head pats* it's okay