I'm 1k away from my next icon

POG SON POG ILL HELP YOU

I got one meme on the front page of a featured meme a few days ago

Oooooo

https://imgflip.com/i/5m6ykg

noice

Shut the f**k up

who are you to come here and tell me to shut the f**k up when I did nothing

You called me a mere mortal I ain't

Yes you are a mere mortal you know nothing of this world

Neither do you asshat

wow, that last word destroyed my will to live

Suck my dick

I can’t suck what doesn’t exist

Wow such an mature insult

Better than anything you can think of

Omg you're so pissed for no reason 5m70fm.gif (click to show)

I’m not even pissed

You sure as hell sounds like it

No I’m actually not

Sure

bruh

ya mad? take chill pill

Oh my God that is so lame man

bruh, you're definietely mad

No I'm not

then why you're starting insulting here?

Cuz I'm an asshole and I like making people mad for the hell of it

oh great

Stop arguing >:(

tell that to Deimos.

He started it son

You continued it, it was another mortal complaining (also you said mortals know nothing of this world but I know howvlife managed to get on earth and how LUCKY we are about where earth is.

ooo pog

If the universe expanded 1cm to the right complex life on earth would be impossible. Complex life such as us..

ooo

And in approximately 1.5 billion years another sun will enter the solar system becoming the largest star in the sky and send 1000s of asteroids coming our way from the oort cloud and then it will change the orbital trajectory of the earth catapulting us out of the solar system.

ohok

bruh

I am not human LMAO

Did I say human? No, I said mere mortals

Fun fact: Vampires dont die.

bruh they die by sunshine

*Laughs in watch jjba pt 2 now* Depends.

lol ok

Red stone of aja makes me able to not die in sun

I REJECT MY HUMANITYY

oh ok

did I ask? No, and I was saying that to the mere mortals

lmao okkkk

FORTNIRE AND ITS DANCES SHALL BURN *sets everything on fire

*sips choccy milk in distance*

Pffffff

yes

GORUDO TOKI WO TOMAREEEEEEEE *stops time*

*stops your existence*

You were dead tho...

I WAS DEAD BEFORE THAT

nnnnani

*burns everything*

Ushi saru oo ne ee tori ushi uma tori ne tora inu tora mi ushi. hitsuji mi ee hitsuji ne jin saru tori tatsu tori ushi uma hitsuji mi ne saru oo ee tatsu tori ne... TORI(yes I typed that from memory)

No

BRUH

………

Do you remember that scene?

*murders you* eh fortnite is bad ig... *puts out fires* toki wo ugokidasu

*is already dead and stands behind you* you can’t kill what’s already dead

omae wa mou shindeiru.

………*fire grows again*

heh

now go do stuff

*defaults*

*points gun to your head* no default dancing

*does the torture dance* O ye jojo time

accepted

*defaults just to piss you off*

*ok bc 4 is unlucky