how to steal chocolate without my sibling knowing

how to stop your adopted sister from killing everyone
(wait yo i'mma search this up brb)

(nvm don't do that)

help i turned into a flower what do i do

Good question

Well first, you need seven human souls…

'Where to buy rainbow scarfs'

wikihow to stop being a soulless flower

how to commit 9/11

How to stop a freakin megalomaniac from killing everybody
How to bring back the dead
How to not become a flower
How to get back to the surface

I’m not sure the dead can use the internet tho

How to cure loniliness
What to do when your alone underground
Free souls from monsters that are about to die

(Basically him after true pacifist)

to do become a goat from a flower
how to resist homicidal urges
how to save someone who's eaten buttercups
how to make a pie
how to become a god

How to not become a flower.

how to stop adopted sibling from dying

How to cure human illnesses
How to bring a dead human back to life
How to deal with loss

How to get 7 human souls

ok then

Help I poisoned my dad with my adopted sister.

Thats all the input I’m giving.

It’s true—