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Alexis: *holding a Chocolate bar*

Pixie: CANDY!!!

Alexis: uhh

Pixie: Hand it over.

Alexis: why

Pixie: Because I said so.

Alexis: but why

Evelene: That’s bad for you.

Pixie: So?

Evelene: tbh kid, it will kill you.

Pixie: But it taste good!

Evelene: do ya wanna die?

Pixie: No... but candy is amazing!

Dustin: ello mate, want some candy

Pixie: Yeah!

Dustin: Terrific! *Hands over a Hershey's bar, 3 kit kats* Say, would you like to hop in my car? I'll bring you to the candy shop, anything you want!

Pixie: Sure, I call shotgun!

Dustin: Great! *starts car, drives downtown* So what's your name?

Pixie: My name is Pixie!

Dustin: That's a wonderful name Pixie! I'm Dustin, pleasure to meet you. Now how old are you Pixie?

Pixie: I’m 6!

Dustin: Ah 6 is a great age dear, but where are your parents?

Pixie: They’re in court so I went out for some fresh air.

Dustin: oh interesting, what are they in court for?

Pixie: Fighting over custody of me and my brother.

Jacob: ???

Pixie: Hello!

Jacob: uh, hello?

Pixie: I like sweets.

Jacob: i can see

Pixie: * she continues eating *

Jacob: bruh

Pixie: You want some?

Jacob: no

Pixie: Alright. * she eats more*

Jacob: . . .

Pixie: alroght

Jacob: * pulls out tic tak *

Pixie: It’s good!

Jacob: hmmmmm

Pixie: * drinking chocolate milk*

Jacob: - mind: brh -

Pixie: I was told I could never get a cavity.

Jacob: really? . . .

Pixie: Yeah!

Jacob: okay . . .

Pixie: What?

Jacob: nothin

Me who just got back from buying some M&Ms and Skittles: ...

Pixie: O: CANDY!!!

Me: oh no... 😶

Pixie: Hand over the candy

Me: how about only some of it?

Pixie: 90%.

Me: alrigjt fine. At least this is cheap...