It be like: And here we have the most painful species that is somehow not gone, the antigamer. It has no brain and is the reason why they can't get laid. Some believe the world is flat and others actually find fake evidence. Kill them all.
As you can see here, This is an anti gamer, and the whole top half of their head was gone, and normally have a lifespan of 14 dog years. They have no brain but try to act like they are smart. They are overpopulating the world, and we need you to stop them.