Jacob: Hello, I need my PC fixed, since this is a bit old PC it uses a sound card, It started to not play sound after I accidently kicked it near the usb port. Could you take a look at it.

( BTW this happened in real life to a PC I use. The sound card is working now. )

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling]
Hi, Sorry, but everyone else is busy, so, I need a run down on what is broken.

Jacob: So this PC uses a sound card and no sound is coming from it, I am even using speakers. Could you look at it?

Sure, I will look into it.

thx

Anytime.

:)

[A couple hours later]
Alright, turns out that the audio card was somehow chewed on, are you sure it was RIGHT after you kicked it?

Yes, maybe since it is so close to the usb port something got in there

Well, you take care now. And be careful, some really odd people like to walk around the city at night.
*I set the PC down*

* Picks it up * Thanks, have a good day

the end

Thanks, you too.

end

Me: My Xbox 360 has been showing this whenever I turn it on, I did some research on it and i guess it's the graphics card that needs a repair

My god.

The graphics card is kinda ded and will lead to this:

Its more than the graphics card, You need a whole f**king new console.

I was planning that. But im keeping my hard drive because i have so much on it

You can eject it.

I did

And im keeping it removed

Now chuck the console out of the f**king window.

E

Memechat?

Bambi: Uhhhh hi?

Otoyaru:my phone

???: What's wrong

It wont turn on

https://i.imgflip.com/5m043l.jpg
*She enters the shop in a cloak and puts a red phone down*
Seven: The Camera doesn't work and it doesn't charge

Well, Have you tried seeing what kind of camera you use?
[Note: I kinda have to fill in because the other person is busy]

Seven: It's a regular phone camera

Date of module?

Seven: I don't know, just please fix it

Alright.
*Begins inspecting the phone*
Did it ever come in contact with water?

Kyla: I bought a laptop last week and whenever I power it on it shows a weird glitchy screen.

Anytime.

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling]
Well, bring the screen up and let's take a look.

* she puts it up there*

Okay, did you ever damage it?

Kyla: Nope. I just took it out of the box three hours ago.

Who shipped the laptop to your house?

Kyla: Fedex.

And have you purchased any other items from FedEx before and they arrived broken? Cause if so, then there is your answer.

Kyla: Nope.

I see, it was possibly mishandled, I can fix it, I will let you know when its working again.

Kyla: Thank you.

He places a broken phone with a glitching screen at the counter. "Screen damaged, can you fix it?"

[Current Character: Unregistered Octoling]
Sure thing.