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Zen | You all know I said some questionable things on twitter while I was high in my pre-sys memories.. Now.. Things I've said while sl..p talking. | image tagged in zen | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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(Very concerned tone)

Yes, inspector gadget.
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The candles kept telling me to get an American dog
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Who ate all the bananas?
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F**k you, I'm aquaman.
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The clown has no p**is!
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CRUCIFYYYY HIMMMMMM.
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Dunkin donuts
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You need to use the calender to prove your human.
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Me: (doing swimming motions for some weird reason)
Ex: are you swimming?
Me: mashed potatoes
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Me: so mulish.. So, sooooo mulish...
Ex: what's so mulish?
Me: ...my mule
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I'm not a pimp, Gandalf.
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-holding an imaginary spatula- SHUT UP SQUIDWARD, LINK AND I ARE BECOMING THE NEW CRUSTY CRAB MANAGERS!
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Don't take my bells I have to pay off my house!
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Possum, possum, possum! -jazz hands-
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Sat up, asked my dad for dinner, slapped the wall then passed back out.
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Satan, love, share the damn yogurt.
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(a PTSD phrase combined with a normal nonsense sl..p talk phrase)

Don't F**KING touch me, I'm ALREADY ILLITERATE
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Me: NO HAT.
Ex girlfriend, waking up startled: Wh-what??
Me: No hat... Only snuggles.
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I'm Spider-man and I'm going to kill your family
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Someday I'll have my own robot dinosaur
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Purple f**king super powers
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Oh Walmart, oh Walmart, Oh Walmart
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Me: -grabs exes boob-
Me: 2 out of 5 stars.
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Me: I can't do it I just can't
Ex: what can't you do babe?
Me: I can't, I can't
Ex: can't what?
Me; Tinfoil.
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I see you, even in your camouflage
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...but he's single on Facebook!
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(In a Russian accent)

Yes, comrade. The transplant was successful. He'll be pissing crooked in no time.
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I'm a calculator and you are nothing!
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Okay, okay.. Two bowls of butter.
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I'm gonna f**k Bill Gates CERVICALLY with a play station four!
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Its the monkeys problem if they can't finish the contract
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Wash the salad, motherf**ker!
(pause)
Bitch.
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Thanks Obama!
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But bears don't even like pickles...
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I wanna be a fifth avenue peanut
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You all know I said some questionable things on twitter while I was high in my pre-sys memories.. Now.. Things I've said while sl..p talking.