I have an Adopt Me story too:
So, one time I was aging up my dog for some reason, and this person with a koala comes up to me and goes: "Poor poor n00b!" And i get really mad and say: "Hey, you were poor once too." (Insert roast GIF here). Then the girl says "NO! I didn't have a DOG; I had a CAT! HUGE difference!" And I'm like: "In species, yes. In rarity, no." Then it's quiet for a minute and then the girl says: "You're still a n00b." And i had played that game for like 2 years. Then i take out my FR axolotl and say: "NOW who's poor?" (Insert roast GIF here) And get this: THE GIRL LEFT THE SERVER! XD