CHINESE ARE EXCLUDING "SISSIES" &
DRAFTING HE-MEN! TO COUNTER, WE
HAVE DIVERSITY EXPERT, MR. HAND; /; YES, WE WILL
EXCLUDE
HAND-TO-HAND
IN FAVOR OF... /; 1. FULL-TIME DIVERSITY TRAINING & GENDER STUDIES
2. COMMUNICATING WITH CORRECT PRONOUNS
3. NEVER JUDGE A MAN BY HIS CHARACTER
BUT BY SKIN COLOR: ONLY BLACK LIVES MATTER
4. PREGNANT WOMAN ARE OUR SECRET ASSET
5. PREGNANT MEN MAY BREAST FEED FELLOW SOLDIERS