bro im out of here

I never said this was a joke.

Wait till you get famous or something, he’ll be back

I doubt that's gonna happen anytime soon.

It’s the second half of the magic trick, he disappears for 25 years and comes back when he needs money

...

Just being dark brother

Just being stupid brother

Ayyy respectable

What do I do to have him come back?

Drink the milk he brought

Whats that supposed to mean? Dad left me and acts like he forgot about me?

He left you all of his belongs too so... He obviously doesn't care about letting you keep is stuff because the Taxpayers paid for it.

R-Really?

That's painful

I know. I felt like there was an image or gift that would also fit this context.

Mhkay

I meant gif

Oh okay