Obviously it's me /j

Ur mom 0_0

k.

Lol your probably as cold as Antarctica

colder.

No one

tacoma

seattle

redmond

bellingham

blaine

those are some cool people

olympia

ur mother

k

hood river, oregon
eugene, oregon
lebanon, oregon
portland, oregon

cool......

secret message

I'll regrow a new one. I have a special power where my dick regrows, but they are very small.

want me to squish it with my massive tits

yeah

*squishes it*

Thank you. Oh look, it's hard now.

wow
it grew a whole inch

half, actually

oh wow

who the F**K is street racing at 11 pm

your mother

yeah...

that was like a 1000% increase

add like two more zeroes

oh
oh wow

yeah, well bye...

what

I don't need you anymore. I caught my micro-p**is.

*eats it*
no

Help me chase it.

it just went into the river and it went on some guy’s boat

*jumps on the boat*
Come back her, you dick!

go get your microp**is

It's to small to grab!

damn it
well i guess you’ll just have to not have a dick

It'll regrow after a while.

what if that one runs away

that was hot

*eats your legs*

hotter

*eats the rest of you*

Eat me up~

*finishes eating you*

that made me
horny~

you’re eaten

*cant talk, you ate my mouth*

oops

My pants are gone, I ripped them.

there is a huge wasp on your dick
it will sting it

That's a fetish of mine.

it stung your peehole

Hot

your dick just fell off

Get it before it runs away.

it just did

*pisses in your mouth instead*

you’re mean

you're hot

*rips off my jacket*
no

*rips off my pants*
yes

your dick’s hanging out

Why are you looking?
Does it...intrigue you?

put it back into your pants

no, i wont do what you said

i’m crazy, man!

I want to be crazy with you, man!

i’m CrAzY

Cool.

pull up your pants, we’ve made it to your final destination

Kk

STOP F**KING PISSING IN THE BUSHES