if the U.S. is a free country, why can't i shit on the floor at Taco Bell

if the U.S is a free country, why can’t I rent a house without playing the rent

if the U.K. is not a free country, why did i win a free land rover defender from litterally doing nothing

if the U.K. is not a free country, why do I feel free when I’m naked

if the free country is U.S., what is our parallel universe called

If the fr you country is U.S., why is my mom

my mum dead