expanding brain: 9001

I AM SO DUMB; I STOPPED EATING PEANUT BUTTER WITH MY HANDS; I FIGURE OUT HOW TO BREATHE; I'M NOW READING A BOOK; I AM USING THE INTERNET; I WORK FOR APPLE NOW; I LINKED MY BRAIN IN A SIMULATION; I NOW KNOW EVERY GLITCH IN THE GAME; I AM FLYING THROUGH THE BORDER OF THE MAP; I KILLED EVERY NPC IN THE OUTSIDE THE BORDER; I MAX OUT MY LEVEL; I HAVE UNLOCKED GOD MODE; I NOW HAVE MORE ARMS; I LEFT MY BODY TO BE EVEN STRONGER; I INVENTED MY OWN RELIGION; I AM BECOMING TOO STRONG; I GOING TO TRANSFORM SO I CAN LIVE; WELL, BACK TO EATING PEANUT BUTTER WITH MY BARE HANDS AGAIN