Death Battle Arena REMASTRED!

How does this work? Do we just shoot each other or no?

Blaken:Cool

*Punches nose*

Blaken:*get punched and a dagger stabbed him*

Agent Moth: *Walks back a bit* Ok…

Blaken:*makes more dagger attack him*Your finshed…

Agent Moth: Moth Bomb! *Moths surround him and he disappears*

Blaken:*kills all the morhs*

Announcer: WELCOME BACK EVERYONE TO THE D.B.A!!

Blaken:Okay so *drinks coffee*

Announcer: TODAY WE HAVE AN EPIC BOUT BETWEEN BLAKEN! GET DOWN HERE!

Blaken:*get down there*Hi

Announcer: WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW YOUR COMPETITOR?

Blaken:Yes

Announcer: AGENT MOTH!

Blaken:Okay so when do we start?

Announcer: NOW!

Blaken:O-O *takes out his sword which start glowing black*

Agent Moth: Hmmm…

Blaken:*charges at him and slices*

Agent Moth: *Blocks with gun* The good ol Glock Boock

*Block

Blaken:*takes out dagger which start glowing black*Think fast *throws them at him*

Agent Moth: *Dodges* Wo that was close!

Blaken:*the dagger are coming back at Moth* (Blaken almost defenseless when contral items that areglowing black)

Agent Moth: 360 Kick!

Blaken:*makes the dagger circle him so is unable to escape*

Agent Moth: *Kicks It*

Blaken:*the daggers fall to the ground and He runs to you with his sword*

Jaiden (middle): oh, ok
Tubbo (left): cool
Sammy (right): hmm

Sally: Yessss

Ty'Kami: "Hmm."

Announcer: Either that or he gets trapped, or put in a situation he can’t escape from…

Ty'Kami: "...can't I just trade him for someone in the stands that WANTS to fight?"

Announcer: Sorry but once the competitor- Crown: Excuse me… are you saying that my friend Bonsi is weak? *He appeared out of nowhere*

Ty'Kami: "Yep."

Crown: NEVER, disrespect another Samurai!

Ty'Kami: "Samurai are trash. They're more ornamental then they are useful."

Crown: HOW DARE YOU! *Starts to charge*

*Ty'Kami roars. She leaps at Crown.*

Crown: *Slides under and cuts the leg*

*Ty'Kami's leg heals almost instantly.*

Ty'Kami: "Nice try."

*Ty'Kami spins around, tackles Crown, and bites him.*

*It Deactivates* *20 battle filled minutes later*

Ty'Kami: "This is getting boring..."

Abyss: Don’t worry the ride is here. *All the sudden a giant redecorated S.W.A.T Bashes through the doors*

Ty'Kami: "...what the hell is that?"
(Ty'Kami is from the Middle Ages, she doesn't know much about modern things.)

Ember: What? You don't know what that is? *Starts laughing* Where are you from, the Middle Ages?

Ty'Kami: "Yes, you moron."

Ember: Wait what? Abyss: No time get in! Crown: What about Bonsi? Ember: Like he said no time *with a devilish grin on his face* Abyss: Ok time for that Ember: Crud!

Ty'Kami: "...ugh."

*Ty'Kami hops in.*

*Everyone hops in* Ember: My turn to drive! Crown: You have failed your driver's test 4 times! Ember: So? Crown: I'm driving.

*Ty'Kami sighs.*

Crown: Well it doesn’t matter BECAUSE YOU RUINED THE PLAN!

Ty'Kami: "Oh, boo hoo."

Crown: It was to get all of us out of this death chamber!

Ty'Kami: "Unlike you two, I neither want nor need to get out."

Crown: Oh… you don’t know what they do after the fight…

Ty'Kami: "I do know what they do, but I also know it won't work against me."

Crown: So you know that they kill you after this... And that they will search multiple files just to find one of your weaknesses?

Ty'Kami: "I'm an Osuvox! We HAVE no weaknesses on anyone's files! They're that obscure!"

Crown: They have an age acceleration machine…

Ty'Kami: "I'm half Dustling, we can't die of old age."

*insert high octane car chase here*

Ty'Kami: "This is boring."

Swamp: ON THEN! *Throws out car* Now that they are off us you can now head home bye! *Le drives away*

Ty'Kami: "...weirdos."

*congrats you have escaped*

Ty'Kami: "...great. Now I'm stuck here in the middle of nowhere with no way home."

*You could always just take an interdimensional flight to your dimension*

*Ty'Kami is not aware of such things.*

Random Civilian: Oh you need to head to another dimension, just take a right and you should be good to go!

Bonsi: Then what are you gonna do? If they find out you can’t die at all… then their gonna keep you here until you want to take yourself out of this world! They will keep on putting you in these battles and the more blood on the ground the more sanity will deplete! So please consider it

Ty'Kami: "Ugh, fine, whatever."

Crown: Ok… that’s good. Announcer: Why are you stopping!

Ty'Kami: "Shut up, announcer man."

Announcer: *Grabs a walkie talkie, says something and puts it back*

Ty'Kami: "Wimp."

*All the sudden multiple robots pop out the arena’s sides*

Ty'Kami: "Wow, robots, so scary."

*Bonsi stands up* Bonsi: Finally I am awake! Let’s beat these cy- *In 2 seconds one of the robots rush over and punch him through a wall* Bonsi: I’m gonna lay down a bit more if that’s ok…

Ty'Kami: "...ugh."

Announcer: WELCOME BACK EVERYONE TO THE D.B.A!!

Ty'Kami: "These announcer types are always so loud."

Announcer: IN THE LEFT CORNER WE HAVE TY”KAMI!

*Ty'Kami's very sensitive ears fold down. She waves.*

Announcer: AND IN THE RIGHT CORNER, ITS BONSI Bonsi: What is happening? why am i here? Who brought me here? Show yourself!

*Ty'Kami stares.*

Ty'Kami: "...that's not an opponent, that's a wimp with stupid hair."

*He has learned the 84 ways of the flower shogun and an expert martial artist* Bonsi: What did you say?

Ty'Kami: "I said you're a wimp with stupid hair!"

Bonsi: Oh… well I like it but it’s okay if you don’t!

Ty'Kami: "...why are you being polite?"

*Three people barge in* ???: We got here as soon as possible. Crown: Good we needed some help.

Ty'Kami: "Ugh, more people."

Crown: Please don’t insult Abyss, and Swamp. You can do that to Ember though. Ember: HEY! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, BLUSER!?

*Ty'Kami laughs.*

Ember: You laughing at me eyepatch?

Ty'Kami: "Of course I am, you hothead."

Ember: Your sooo lucky I’m busy with these cyborgs! Swamp: Calm down… and lets do this quickly.

Ty'Kami: "Oh, hush."

*One of the cyborgs instantly run over and try to attack*

*Ty'Kami throws a lightning-covered sword at the cyborg.*

Bonsi: Because… I can?

Ty'Kami: "...weirdo. Anyhow, let's get this over with."

*Ty'Kami transforms into her werewolf form.*

Bonsi: Why are you turning into that form?

Ty'Kami: "...this is a death battle arena."

Bonsi: That’s what it is? Ok i would like out!

Ty'Kami: "I don't think that's an option..."

Bonsi: Of course it is! *Tries to open door* *Fails*

Ty'Kami: "...told you."

Bonsi: Huh… Is there anyway to stop this? Announcer: NO! Bonsi: Ok then… I guess I have no choice………… but to sit down until it’s over.

Ty'Kami: "...you do understand that this isn't over until one of us dies, right?"

*Uses the sword’s blade to block the bite* Crown: Oh crud…

*Ty'Kami rears back, her mouth bleeding.*

Ty'Kami: "You little-"

*Bonsi has a blade aimed near your head* Bonsi: Now don’t move or you will get sliced off by a carefully crafted sword made by a combination of Rootiron and Sayinore.

Ty'Kami: "I do believe this is cheating."

Announcer: YES! YES! KILL HER! LET THE AUDIENCE BE HAPPY!

Ty'Kami: "...no thanks."

*Lightning rapidly strikes Bonsi.*

*He gets shocked* Crown: Oh… my… god… YOU ARE MORE STUPID THAN I THOUGHT!

Ty'Kami: "Actually, I'm not. That's not normal lightning."

Crown: THAN WHAT IS IT?

Ty'Kami: "Special lightning, duh. It's a family secret."