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Chemist: Oi, your underaged to drink mate

Skyler: * hiccups* w-what

Chemist: Mate your 16

Skyler: I- *hiccup* d-didn’t want to

Madison: hey kid

Skyler: *hiccup* h-hi

Madison: what are you doing

Skyler: g-going h-h *hiccup* home

5jww98.jpg (click to show) Emmanuel: hey there, you ok?

Skyler: * hiccups * m-mostly

Emmanuel: I’m not sure you’re old enough to drink

Skyler: I-I know some g- *hiccup* guy made me drink

Emmanuel: who? Can you describe him?

Skyler: he’s about like *hiccup* 6’4 and *hiccup* he had a white beard

Emmanuel: *sarcastically* that really narrows it down!

Skyler: *trips* s-sorry

Emmanuel: *helps you up* you should just get some rest. I’m Emmanuel

Skyler: o-ok *hiccup* I-I’m skyler

Emmanuel: c’mon, I’ll take you to my place

Skyler: but who are you-

Emmanuel: I’m Emmanuel. I took you in last night

Skyler: y-yeah

Emmanuel: get some sleep, you’ll feel better in the morning. *leaves*

Skyler: *falls asleep on the floor*

-the next day-
Emmanuel: *walks into the room*

Skyler: *curled up on the floor*

Emmanuel: *wakes you up* hey, you ok?

Skyler: mhm

Emmanuel: do you remember anything, skyler?

Skyler: *he opens his eyes* w-where am I?

Emmanuel: my house.

Skyler: *nods* o-ok

Emmanuel: *takes you to his house* here

Skyler: *hiccup*

Emmanuel: sleep *points to the bed*

Skyler: w-why

Emmanuel: you need rest, I’ll get you water

Skyler: *hiccup* ok

Emmanuel: *comes back with water*

Skyler; *drinks it*

Emmanuel: had a long day?

Skyler: * hiccups * w-what

Me: that's...not very legal

Skyler: *he stumbles towards you* I don’t k-know what y-your t-talking *hiccup* a-about

Me: you have to be 21 or above to drink, buddy

Skyler: *falls*

Me: 😑 jesus christ

???: You ok there, sir?

Skyler: *stubles* y-yeah *hiccup*

Darren: So, where did you last see him?

???: I-I- don't think you should be drinking-

Skyler: I- I didn’t *hiccup* some g-guy made m-me

???: Who? When? HOW?

Skyler: he sai- * hiccup* if I don’t drink then I’ll get r- * hiccup* raped

???: How tall is he?

Skyler: I-idk l-like 7’3

???:Perfect.

Skyler: …

???: I'll explain later, by the way, my name is Darren.

Skyler: s-skyler