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Ha.
I’ve felt worse.
Just advising all the weak out there.
*proceeds to get stabbed by a dummy(long story lol), falls out of a tree twice, gets into an actual fight with someone, and I mean a blood fight, and also gets hit by a car on my bike*

All in one year. Look! Look at my pile of GOOD LUCK!! Ah, f**k. I wanna die, I wanna die, end it. What’s next?! AND YOU THINK LEGOS HURT?!

Ir actually correct

I almost dont feel pain

*ur

Yeah. My tolerance is very high for a girl but still. Everyone is so stupid. They complain over the dumbest things.

I'm a boy

Ngl the only way to hurt me us to f**kin kill me. Or kick me in the guy's area 51

Same. But even I’m tolerant in the area. God, people are so weak.

Which the area 51 is kinda hard to get to knowing how fast i am. I dont think you know the guy's area either and if so, dont fight about it

i’ve gotten in a blood fight with my own brother b4
and i wasn’t even trying to fight

Yeah

yea i have joked that legos are kind of a tiny pain to worry about.
heck, i can get stabbed by a branch or have some 50 pound pole made of metal and wood fall on me (that happened) and i walk up fine

SAME

dang
either we’ve both been numbed or we’re just both really tough

I don’t know. My pain tolerance is high but I always laugh when I am in pain.

Almost always.

But I rarely ever cry.

same, and even if it does hurt to where i have to rush for a bandaid i haven’t cried lol
i haven’t cried from pain since i was 10 (and it’d be 8 if you didn’t count spankings, my dad really knows how to make those fricking hurt)

I don’t use bandaids-
I just suck it up. It’s useless on a tiny scrape. They stop quickly. Anyway, point is I only use a bandage if I need to, and when that happens I’m literally dripping blood. And I don’t use bandaids lol, I wrap my own bandages.

yea that’s what i meant. i used one the other day bc i cut myself to the point of squirting blood. then i took it off in 2.5 days even though it wasn’t fully healed because i was tired of it holding me back. it’s still not even healed
o idek if i have bandages around here. i have a personal pack of bandaids bc of my ingrown toenail which started over the spring

I used a pocketknife once to remove an ingrown toenail. Works like a charm.

o dang i might have to try that
i’m getting pretty annoyed by this problem, although it hasn’t bothered me in a week
but i’m pretty tired of having to accommodate everything to that for 5 whole months. 4 months ago, i just said screw it when i had an opportunity to go swimming.

HA! I'M WEARING SHOES!

Me: -lets myself suffer-
You: STEP ON A LEGO
Me finna suffer more: k

no you wont

Legos are nothing

Have you ever dodged a speeding car on a tiny bike going from down a hill, by swerving into a ditch filled with rocks and having your bike flip over your back, taking your body with it?

Yeah, Lego's are nothing.

i continue to non self care

Jokes on you, I wear shoes.

DAMN