Salad cat

MY MOM TOLD ME DON'T FEEL BAD WHEN YOU HAVE NO SHOES, BECAUSE SOMEWHERE IS A MAN WITH NO FEET. IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ONCE. I HAD NO SHOES AND I RAN INTO A GUY WITH NO FEET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "HEY, YOU PROBABLY GOT SOME SHOES YOU AREN'T USING..."; J M