Bf:..B-beep?

Majin Matt: FUN IS INFINITE AT NINTENDO

Mario:(appears

Majin Matt: JOIN US MARIO

Mario:.....is there spaghetti?

Majin Matt: YES AND INFINITE FUN!

Mario:hmmm

Majin Matt: NINTENDO ISNT SEGA, SEGA MUST SE GO

Mario: HAHA MATT DID A FUNI!

Majin Matt: shit.

Bf:(run away)

Majin Matt: Get back!

Sonic: Hello ther-! WHAT THE F**K!

Sans: yea

Mario: man i luagh a skeleTON at his jokes!
Luigi:....Mario u suck at jokes

Dad: cap

Bf:...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sonic: AY YO SHUT THE F**K UP!
Bf:...(crying) Girlfriend! sonic yelled at me!
Sonic: WELL SHUT THE F**K UP

Matt: my back still hurts

Sonic:...

Assreal: hoes and deans

?

Kirby's Video: *shows video of someone running into sonic at 9999 mph*

Sonic:..whoa

Mario: *zooms into Matt on go kart on accident*

Mario:...ow

Matt: ow

Mario:..sorry

Sans: where's my FEMUR beaker

Luigi: op mario sans about to break ur femur

Majin Matt: You will be with us.

Mario:(dissapears)

*sonic intensly wakes up from nightmare*

Sonic:...huh?

Dad: Piola 👍

Bf: no

Majin Matt: JOIN U-U-USSSS

Mario:..k matt u starting to creep me out

Majin Matt: no *has sonic reappear and now the sonic drowning theme is playing*

Sonic: (turns super) NOW ILL SHOW YOU!

Sans: now

Mario: oh my f**kin god SANS IS HERE HOLY F**K THE PUN MASTER HIMSELF

Dad: :((

Garcello: what the f**k is even happening anymore

Majin Matt: AH! SONIC! MY FAVORITE!

Sonic:...W u t

mans

Mario:...

Toad: sus

Bf: Beep

Matt: what?

Sonic:..nothin

Majin Matt: Join NINTENDO

Marip:...Bruh im Mario IM FROM NINTENDO!

Majin Matt: Noooo

Mario:...Wut

Majin Matt: haha funny gun

Sonic:(runs)

Toad:

Sonic:(falls asleep)

Sans: suddy bones

Sonic:...why is this shit even happening

Toad: *hits sonic with car once again*

Sonic:(throws toad)

Majin Matt: *goes sporting mode*

Sonic: (dissapears)

*long wait&

Mario:(falls asleep standing up)

Majin Matt: Hahahha

Mario:...anyways

Dad: bo

Bf: Amogus

Sans: I don't know

Mario:

Autism

Mario:..Ok?

Matt: *sees sonic* eh?

Sonic:...uh

Majin Matt: LIAR!!1

Sonic:......

Matt: ok..

Mario:...

Majin Matt: JOIN NINTENDO!

Matt: check sonic.

Mario:...W u t

Majin Matt: WHY NOT?

Sans: Dora the Drug Exporter

(omg i made it onto cursed comments on that meme imgflip.com/i/5narht )
Sonic:....ok?

Majin Matt: Call your friends to beat me, why don't ya?

Assreal: drugs

Mario: WHEN DA F**K DID UNDERTALE GET HERE?

Matt: sonic I think got knocked out.

Sonic:..what do you mean?

Majin Matt: CMON! *grabs sonic*
*a counter appears above Majin Matt*

Sonic:....how about no (disappears)