Elias_The_Protogen Furry Sans Announcement Template

Simpliystic: Ducks are better than rabbits. Elias: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. who_am_i: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Elias: We’re not talking about flavour, who_am_i! who_am_i: Flavour counts! Elias: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? raydog: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? Elias: Okay, but- raydog: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? who_am_i: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! Elias: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, WHO_AM_I! who_am_i: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, ELIAS! Simpliystic: I- Jesus-