GETTING BIT IN THE FACE BY ALLIGATOR WHILE NECK DEEP IN LAKE TO FIND FRISBY; THROWING HANDS WITH A ALLIGATOR THAT TRIED TO TAKE YOUR DOG; WALKING YOUR NEW PET ALLIGATOR AFTER YOU SHOW HIM WHO IS THE ALPHA; BEING A TRUE GANGSTER AND WEAPONIZING THE OVERSIZED LIZARD AND THROWING HIM INTO WENDYS DRIVE THRU