You are in Nevada (mc) and a small building falls out of the sky with him inside

Jacob: what the

Richard looks shaken

Jacob looks confused

Richard looks at you

Jacob: ummmmmmm . . . hi?

Richard: “Don’t wanna make me swiss cheese?”

Jacob: I have no intention doing so

Richard relaxes a bit

Jacob: So uhhhhh. what is going on?

Richard: “I’m not the person to answer that. All I know is everyone is killing everyone and stuff’s decided to f*ck physics.”

Jacob: woaw

Richard: “Sometimes I see some strange things around, best be careful.”

Jacob: ok

Richard: “Surprised you haven’t been caught, or experimented on. Usually that makes you a genocider.”

Jacob: what do you mean

Richard: “There is four people who have achieved godlike status just to try kill eachother and that’s ruined this place. How are you so oblivious?”

Jacob: What

Richard: “Suffering. Everyone has suffered. Experiments. People have died, then came back, then died. You should try find a way out.”

Jacob: What do you mean a way out?

Richard: “It’s complicated.”
The building shakes
Richard: “Careful, kid!”

Jacob: ok

The building lifts off of the ground and flies

Jacob: oh

Richard: “Happens.”

Jacob: bruh moment

Silence

Jacob: ok

Richard: “What’s your name?”

Jacob: Jacob

Richard: “Well Jacob, want some water?”

Jacob: Sure

He pours a glass of water

Jacob: . . .

He gives it

Jacob: * Drinks it *

Water taste

what

It tastes of water
What did you expect

Jacob: r e f r e s h i n g

Richard: “What did you f*cking expect its water you degenerate!”

Jacob: Just thought you put something in it

Richard: “No you daft c*nt! How would I poison it when I hardly have food every day?”

Jacob: . . . yo . . . good point

Richard: *breathes*

Jacob: hmmmmmmmmmm

Richard: “Sorry, I say, ehem, more, than I need to.”

Jacob: I hope nothing bad happens

Richard: “The building’s in the sky so we should be okay.”

Jacob: ok

He gets a pillow somehow

Jacob: w h a t

Richard: “Sh*t don’t make sense anymore”
He also finds a couch and a tv in a living room inside a closet”

Jacob: what the f * k

Richard: “Get comfy.”

Jacob: ummm . . . okay

He passed you the tv remote

Jacob: * Turns on the office *

He also puts a bag of popcorn in the middle

Jacob: this show gud