Alphys

(yes i copy and pasted these)
-Undyne nudes
-how to marry a fish
-how to kiss a fish
-mew mew kissy cutie 3 release date
-why am i so shitty
-hentai?
-is metton gay?
-lesbian flag
-why am i here?
-rainbow toaster

“Rainbow toaster” hol up-

LGBTQ toaster

Yes but why toaster—

Why would i know

*shrug*

Hmm black

i think alphys is bisexual tho
just my opinion

and alphys is canonically bisexual
confirmed by toby fox

Well, reading the comments was a mistake.

✋︎ 🕈︎✌︎☠︎❄︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 👎︎✋︎☜︎

💧✌💣☜

haha

Yes

∴𝙹リ↸ᒷ∷ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷリᓭ ╎⎓ ╎ ℸ ̣ ∷||: ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||𝙹⚍
∴⍑𝙹ᔑ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ𝙹⚍リ↸ᒷ↸ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖎ!
⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ↸ᔑᒲリ!
⍑ᒷ⍑ᒷ⍑ᒷ

∴𝙹リ↸ᒷ∷ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷリᓭ ╎⎓ ╎ ℸ ̣ ∷||: ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||𝙹⚍
∴⍑𝙹ᔑ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭ𝙹⚍リ↸ᒷ↸ ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖎ!
⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ↸ᔑᒲリ!
⍑ᒷ⍑ᒷ⍑ᒷ

How to deal with your mistakes

You might be an underswap but I’m an undertale player

R e a l

-is there gonna be a remake of mew mew kissy cutie 2
(cuz she said that the mmkc2 was crap)
-how to make a robot
-why is mettaton obsessed with legs
-fandom.com
-how to increase confidence
-how to confess to a fish
-why is the human killing people

To answer the third question, Mettaton probably has a leg fetish or something

makes sense

-Undyne nudes
-how to marry a fish
-how to kiss a fish

don’t forget
-mew mew kissy cutie 3 release date
-why am i so shitty
-hentai?

HAHAHAHA YES

-is anime real
-undyne nudes
-Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 3 release date
-how to not be a total screw-up
-Hentai?
-anime girls
-is it possible to identify as a lump
how to marry a fish

-how to exist the wrong way

How to date a fish

-censored-

How to work for my dead boss

how to get a stin out of lab coat
how to ask sumone on date
top 10 animes
what to wear on a date
mew mew kissy cutie memes