HAVING YOUR ROYAL GUARD BE A BUNCH OF DEGENERATES WHO MURDER YOU WHEN YOU DON’T PAY THEM; HAVING YOUR ROYAL GUARD BE BADASS VIKINGS WHO WERE FEARED ACROSS EUROPE; HAVING YOUR ROYAL GUARD BE TAKEN FROM RELIGIOUS MINORITIES AS KIDS, CONVERTED TO YOUR RELIGION AND TRAINED TO BE THE BEST SOLDIERS AND BUREAUCRATS IN EUROPE; RENTING YOUR MEN OUT AS ROYAL GUARDS AND SOLDIERS TO EVERYONE ACROSS EUROPE AND CHARGING THEM TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR SHIT ECONOMY, THAN HAVING THEM COME HOME AND BE YOUR ROYAL GUARD, ONLY TO STOP AFTER 400 YEARS AND HAVE EVERYONE THINK YOU WERE NEUTRAL THE WHOLE TIME.
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