If you want love, lower your expectations a lot
You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not
If you want love, just pick a girl and love her
Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer
I don't want a neat freak, I don't want a slob
Somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
Cause I won't settle for less than perfect
We want perfect children a perfect life
A perfect husband or a perfect wife
But deep down we know, we don't deserve it,
But...
We all deserve love even on the days when we aren't our best,
Cause we all suck but love can make us suck less
We all deserve love, it's the very best part of being alive