True or not?

I only have one

But I guess I don’t have a phone

Me who has like 20 useable ones as an android user:

iPhone users have thinner bodies than Android users because they spend more time walking around their house trying to find a phone charger.

......I feel like I just got called fat for the 10th time today

Me with 2 as an android user

I use iPhone and I think 2 chargers isn't enough.

oh god

Do iPhone users have thinner bodies?

Because it seems like they spend more time walking around trying to look for a phone charger.

No, Samsung users because they don't spend 10 years finding a charger

iPhone users literally have to walk around their ENTIRE house to find a phone charger for like 1 hour and you are saying this is true.

Samsung Users use their freetime to play on their phone for a bit then do actual stuff

Ok

Yea

iPhone be like:

Me: "downloads an app"

iPhone: sends an email saying "something was just downloaded, did you do this?"

Samsung:

Me: *signs in on a computee*

Samsung: Somebody sent a request to reset your password. If this isn't you, then ignore this.

Why doesn't your phone think it's a hacker?

Because um....
Samsung

iPhone security is kinda harsh tho

iPhone said that my mom was a criminal trying to contact me.

XDDD

As an iPhone user I only have 1

iPhone users should buy 10 chargers

No they shouldn't
I'm happy with that one charger I have at home

Do iPhone users have thinner bodies?

No

It's a joke

Because they have weak batteries and need to look for a charger

Which is probably why they buy so many