Goofy is so wholesome ;v;

And he is the only one who had sex.

The rest of em are virgins'

And I can say that because I am one too.

out of everything you could've said-

XD

haha yep

Mhm

Pfffffffft-

XD

Goofy is a cow-

no

Yes.

he is canonically a dog

What makes you say that, though? He has famously had Clarabelle the COW as a love interest. It would also explain why Pluto and Goofy can exist at once.

Goofy is a cow. That is why he likes Clarabell. Who is also a cow.

Mickey? A MOUSE
Minnie? A MOUSE

Donald? A DUCK
Daisy? A DUCK

GOOFY? A COW
CLARABELL? A COW

donald and daisy hate eachother tho

No. They are dating.

have you seen the mickey mouse shorts?

Those are stupid

they're the original. the OG

Oh I though u mean those new ones

On again, off again

The ideal dad

Deadass