Sal is tonights biggest loser

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IRS: hello there

Sal: General IRS

President: *Nukes sal*

Sal: Used the Ja Crispy shield

President: *NUKES THE WORLD(

Sal: Already was on Uranus

President: *ends the univere*

Sal: alright let’s go to Guantamino bay, oh wait you nuked it

President: No. I saved it for you!

Sal: ok, goes there

President: good

Sal: work

President: yes, be good

*cat

Sal: throws a cya at the president

President: be good

Sal: no

President: cat

Sat: cat

Cat:sat

Sal: cal

CALORIESS

CALZONIES

YOO

OOY

lets stop lol

Ok

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NOOO

Ye

YeE

Ye

YE

Ye

da

Ye

ja

Ja

President: *shuts down sal*

Sal: Oh no

President: TO GUANTANAMO BAY

Sal: runs awag

President: NO

Sal: catch me mfs!

President: *Sends the FBI*

Sal: SPEED

Sal: Pulls out AK-47

Cia: I sense c o m m u ni s m

Sal: I see d e m o c r a c y

Cia: oh ty

Sal: starts to fire

Cia: *makes sal disappear...from existence*

Cia: Sal? Never heard of him (making him tonights biggest loser)