Am I, like, dying or something—

*helps you*
Use the ice pack. It helps.

“An ice pack” I’m leaving the hospital right now…

just relax, if your doctor tells you to do something, do it to the best of your ability.
it's gonna be ok, it happened to my friend's little sister last month and now she's healthy as ever.

oh no-

I don’t know what to do…

ye i’m trying to find that out

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You fell out of a tree-

Yeah

Chugging pepto bismol helps

?

Tylenol?

Umm no

Have you tried it

oh shit

Dont close your eyes for too long

Oh god

Oh no!

I’ve already had enough f**king bad luck

Huggies, you’ll be fine

no

Stfu dad

hmmmm…

i’m trying to google stuff to do when that happens, but i’m getting vague answers

I’m guessing “GO TO DOCTORS QUICKLY ID YOU FEEL THESE SYMPTOMS” or “Cancer”
“Common”

If*

now that’s my mom’s type of humor. she always does that to my brother whenever he gets hurt, or just might say “oh no, your arm is falling off!”

Oh damn

yea we like to do that to ppl irl sometimes (only if they know us enough and are cool with it)

oh ok

;-;

yea i’m either getting stuff about old people falling, or articles that seem to be more humorous than helpful

Yeah

although i do know that a solution for being lightheaded is drinking some water

hmmmm

Aw jeez, nobody wants to see an imgflipper die-