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hrmmmm... it sorta looks like.... A PEACE OFFERING :D im soooo smorttt

A fReNd?

it's the reason you don't have friends

Oof...

A snack dispenser

Tasty

A one time use hair dryer

Hehehehehe

Something in Russia everything has

Apart of the say goodbye to the roof of your mouth starter pack

Machine gun

Mortein spray that passed its expire date

Antidepressant

I've been waiting for that answer!

pez dispenser

Useful tool

its a telescope. if you look down the hole it will blow you away

baked beans

Human repellent

Lol

Confetti cannon

Avast Antivirus

jail

Knife

a reality deleter

Anti depression

Looks like…… damage

a Sniper rifle

HMMMMMM it looks like a lolipop! Except the stick is pokey

my fever dreams

A Cheeto

Permanent Anastasia

what does that mean

it's a device to make people do what you want

i thought this was wrong answers only

a potato