everybody's got some form of slime creature

Jacob: b r u h, and hello Carlos. Where have you been?

Carlos: brazil

Jacob: Nice to know

Samuel: I got you, pulls his head out of the door

Didn’t know you liked doobus. Wish I had money to get the plush.

s a m e

Kawaii: *attempts to pull the blob out of the door*

Milk: Carlos how did you even do thia

This

Sr. Pelo: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cowboy: lol

blobie: pathetic. i got stuck in a dirt hole once. also im bigger.

“And you where just gonna sing about your anomaly being stuck in the door instead of helping him?”

"uhh
This has been Silly Songs with Goobus.
Tune in next time, when-"

“You’re a heartless pice of shit.”

"i know :,("

“So you gonna help him or what? At least call somebody. Jeez dude.”