Minus:...what the

bf: ? *he reads it*

*the sign says adopt me

Zardy: “What’s a box doing near my corn??”

*the sign says adopt me

Zardy: *angry mumbling*
He walks over to the box

*he sees a small cat sleeping inside

Zardy: “Why is a cat in a box?!?”

Hmmm what does this remind me of?

Yep

Jesus I just got 5 notifications from you on various posts, my bad lmao

Lol

Occasionally that happens to me, I’ll leave for thirty seconds and return to three notifications from the same user

Lol

Magic.

Lol

I’m gonna make an educated guess and say that’s your favorite response

Lol

Yes

Lol lol lol

Lol lol lol lol?

Lol

Battery: not this again.

*there is a cat in the box

man: *kills the cat, cooks it, and shoves it down battery's throat before the rp can even start*

Cat: *responds

Chinese cuisine