buddy i'm home

Stalker hidin in the noodles

Shane: how did you get in my house anyways

Stalker: *crawling*

Shane: oh well! the more the better i guess

*a person with a poster knocks on door*
Stalker: *goes invisible*

Shane: *opens the door*
*sighs*
What do you want?

The guy: we’ve been searching for some kind of monster *the poster has an image of stalker* he’s highly wanted and is assumed to be the last one and we want it killed

Shane: i haven't seen him around before, i'll keep an eye out tho

The guy: may I look around the house?
Stalker: *watching*

Shane: i see no point.... but sure!

The guy: *walks in and looks around*
Stalker: *crawls around silently*

Shane: there's not much around since it's just me who lives here. I'm kind of a minimalist....

The guy: s u r e *looking around*
Stalker: *crawls into the bowl*

The guy: well we have to, the stalker monster is highly dangerous, is has to be detained since it’s a threat to the public
Stalker: *crawls out of bowl whil being invisible and searches for something to use as a weapon*

Shane:

Shane: really i am....

The guy: *looks around*
Stalker: *goes smaller and hides in the bowl*

Shane: what did the stalker thingy do anyways that leads to you searching my house

The guy: we’ve been looking through other houses to find it, and we’re looking for it because it murdered 40 people with four mops
(Stalker proved that mops are a weapon)

Shane: mops? really?

The guy: yeah, the bodies were found torn apart, impaled and in other ways, it’s sentient

Shane: so let me get this straight....
you've been looking through other houses to find this stalker thingy because it murdered 40 people with four mops? and you think it's in my house? when it's not....

Shane: who are you and why are you in my noodles

Stalker/noodle boi: *swimming*

Shane: this isn't a pool
it's my bowl of noodles

Stalker: *crawls out*

Shane: yay *slurps*

Stalker: *grows to real size which body is 3m long*

Shane: *whos is the size of a cat*

Stalker: *stands up fully*

Shane: WOW YOU TALL

Stalker: *clicking noise, crawls around*

I need someone to draw this but it's Milk