Been awhile since I’ve done a rp but I’m back

Zaiden:*rolls up to the box*

*the sign says adopt me

Zaiden:is it a cat *opens box*

*the is a small little cat sleeping in the box*

Zaiden:*picks up box and walks home*

*sleeping*

Zaiden:*places cat nip in the box*

*sleeping*

*pet ze cat*

*sleep* *it looks exhausted

Aww poor cat *puts the box down in his bed room*

Cat drugs

Lol

I’m not entirely wrong

*sleeps*

*sleep on bed*

bf: hm *reads it*

*Pulls over to the side of the road and turns the hazard lights on so people will not pull over near my car.*

*the sign on the box says adopt me*

Did 257's fox get out again?
*Looks inside the box*

*he sees cute little small cat/kitten sleeping inside

*Picks up the box and puts it into the SUV*

Berry: *sleeping

Battery: *investigates*

*her fur flattens*

Battery: *gives her some catnip* Im so sorry Berry!

*calms down*

*10 years later Berry dies*
the end

*no I was gonna do something else to kill her so no*

*oh ok*

*continue*

*he doesn’t die and the man gives him the fried cat* eat up

Battery: *Terrifying_scream.mp3* NO!! WHY THE F**K WOULD I EAT HER BITCH!! *cotinues to stab at throat*

*nothing happens and the man forces the cat down his throat and he eats her*
Man: well you just did

Battery: LET ME DIE

(ohh f**k i hear screaming… not kids screaming…)

*someone breaks into there house and cuts the cat in half slaughtering it while the cat lets out one last shriek before it dies. What’s your reaction?

Battery: You… you… you… you killed the only thing that ever loved me… just… kill me already…

Man: haha *destroys the house too. Then he picks up the dead cat steps on her and cooks her

Battery: *grabs knife and commits sudoku*

Man: no you killed your cat cooked her and ate her wow

Battery: *dying* f**king… bitch.… *dies*

*end*

That rp was pretty… interesting

Yep wanna restart it cause I’m bored

sure
Man: Why does this house have a mini mansion?

Berry: *getting high on cat drugs*

Man: Why dont kill that get for no reason?

Berry: *smoking weed*

Man: *runs in and slices the cat in half*

Berry: *puts up her her middle claw* f**k you bitch *dies*

Man: no u

*dead*

Man: *steps on cat thsn cooks it*

*burns*

Man: eat up battery

*burnt cat*

Man: *shoves cat in batterys mouth*

*he digested it*

Man: why would you eat a loved on?

Battery: f**k u

Man: no u

*dies

Man: o shid i did a crime *gets arrested*

Lol

XD

one*

*eats and drinks it all again*

Battery: Why did i expect that? *refills the bowls again*

*eats half and curls up on the floor and sleeps cutely*

Battery: Awwwh! Well… im gonna start work on your house. *works on the house for 56 hours nonstop*

(Jesus) *the cat explored the other cat house he gave her*

Battery: *tired* Im… gonna go charge myself real quick… but before that… *refills the food and water bowls and than goes to charge self*

*eats*

Battery: *an hour of charging later* Whelp im gonna continue work on the house! *works on the house for a week,only stoping to refill the food and water bowls and pet the cat every 12 hours*

*every time he pets the cat she purrs

*after about a month of charging, working, and petting the cat… the house is finally done*

*the sign says adopt me*

Battery: i hope its a kitten *starts opening the box*

(How’d you know lol)
*a small Cat sleeping inside

Battery: Awwwhhh *picks up the cat*

*its looks tired and is sleepingg*

Battery: *takes it home*

*sleeping

Battery: *puts the cat on his bed* I gotta go get some food and other things for you. ill be back soon!

*sleep

Battery: *returns 7 hours later with the supplies to make a luxury cat home*

*the cat is up and exploring the house

Battery: Hii! your finally awake! Well… here is just a temporary home for you while i build your luxury home… *places down a cat tower, bed, and food and water bowl*

*it purrs in amusement*

Battery: *talking while putting food and water in their respective bowls* I gotta start working on building your house. It might take around a month to complete but it will be worth it!
(a random peice of backstory for Battery… his dad got shot when he was 7 and his mom died when he was 13. he lived at his grandpas for 2 years and than at his grandmas untill he was 18 which is when he bought a house. He has also never had any friends. thats why he is talking to the cat like its a human)

*the car purrs and walks over to the bowls and eats all of the food and drinks all the water. Quickly*

Battery: Wow… you were hungry… and thirsty… *refills the bowls*

Yes! :3

Hoy Bubbly...UwU...How are you today?

Good u?

Very very good :3

That’s good

Yes

Yep

Cat: *sleeping

Battery: Hey cat! Your house is done! *moves the cat tower, food and water bowls, and bed into the cat home.
(Im very uncreative so im just gonna name the cat "Cat")

(Her name is berry)
*she wakes up and meows and stretches*

*the cat mansion is a mini 5 story mansion complete with tv, automated food and water bowls, security system, garden,10 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms with automated litter boxes, voice asistant, passageway to Batterys house, and pretty much everything a cat could want*

*sleeping in the bed*

Battery: Aw-

*the alarm goes of when he walks by and she wakes up her fur spiked up and jumps out of bed not knowing what the noise is

Battery: OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT WHY THE HELL DID I PUT AN ALARM GLOCK IN THERE OHF**KOHF**KOHF**K SHES GONNA HATE ME NOW *hyperventilating*

*panicking and is confused while her fur is rising*

Battery: *grabs the alarm clock and shuts it off*

*the cat looks at the tv

Battery: I hope you like it Berry! I spent alot of time making this for you! *pets Berry*

*purrs*

Battery: Im gonna go charge…

*watches tv and looks amazed

(is*)

Battery: *5 hours later* I wonder how Berry js doing