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Note: Crusaders aren't commies, we just got a lot of soviet equipment.

Note: Crusaders aren't commies, we just got a lot of soviet equipment. | The Holy Wars: Crusader Simulator Sequel.

-Fight heretics
-Defend the Holy Land
-Upgrade as much as you want
-Endless fun; Anyone can be a crusader | image tagged in nintendo switch | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Game Modes:

Story Mode

Free Play

DEFCON Mode

Civil war mode

Space Crusades mode

Space marines mode
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Now announcing the Russian DLC: New story, new enemies, new weapons and food, A new location, and more ways to die brutally.
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Hell yeah! It's only $10 too!
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Includes 8-Ball secret boss fight! He covers the left flank much better now with dangerous moves, bring some more controllers, this may be the hardest fight yet. {DLC Is not available to Japan}
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Image is the secret fight.
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oooh
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He has almost every move SGT Boykin except:

8-ball throws three grenades instead of one.

8-Ball will pull off a 1-2-3-4 attack, taking off up to seven blocks of health.

And much harder than inner agent 3
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When in the DLC you will be equipped with

A Mosin-Nagat rifle

8 Grenades

1 Bottle of vodka

100 ammo shells
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And you get to play as this streams well known Russian: Me.
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And you get to play as a Russian in WW1 and WW2
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And in the Inkopolis Incident.

[I'm going to die so many times]
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But you do have 34 Million Soviet Comrades so it should be pretty easy. Jk lol it's impossible.
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You also Play Dead rising 2?
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no
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Oh.

But this is the Holy wars sooo you get to be a russian crusader. DLC is DLC.
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Plus, you play as one character through the story.
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ye
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Me
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ye
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And in the Barbarossa incident
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What the f**k is that?
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"OPERATION BARBAROSSA"
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Don't forget the amogus mode!
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that's a bit sussy
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Crusaders must vote out the NSFW poster!
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THEN ITS A MODE
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But, if the NSFW poster wins, the crusaders win because the NSFW poster got banned.
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y e s
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If the crusaders win, they get banned for harassment and lose
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If the crusaders win, they win, and the world wins
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You remember the kid who tried to do the unholy to me?
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yep
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ya
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So we can forgive him
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ig
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He killed NSFW posters and enjoyed it.
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Good
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Nonsense is a crusader
Amor is a crusader
Sonic.exe is a crusader (somehow)
Tabi is a crusader
All good fnf characters are crusaders
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How is sonic.exe a crusader?? he commits genocide
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Whitty is a crusader
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nice
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ye
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ya
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yes
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ye
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Ok
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yes
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The studio is working on new DLC as we speak
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Nice!
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There is already Russian DLC.
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Russian DLC uses cabbage and vodka instead of money!
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Look at the replies in the top comment.
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Yep. You already came up with it. But I added the borscht and vodka reference!
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    The Holy Wars: Crusader Simulator Sequel. -Fight heretics -Defend the Holy Land -Upgrade as much as you want -Endless fun; Anyone can be a crusader