Cam man

POV: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: KAWII'S A BITCH-ASS MOTHERF**KER, SHE PISSED ON MY F**KING VODKA. THAT'S RIGHT, SHE PISSED ON MY F**KING VODKA, AND AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM: KAWII, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL [ERROR], IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS-- LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. SHE F**KED MY VODKA, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA F**K THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLLLLLLLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH, NOW GET OUTTA MY F**KING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!