I don't mean to offend you Alwayzbread I just thought of this

I'm lazy for spikes backstory
All I said was backstory unkown

b r u h

That's it imma read through Spike's diary

Wait I forgot about that

Milk: *casually reading through Spike's diary in front of him* :)

so literally nothing else but a milk carton. you couldn't go to a graveyard, get skeleton? not possess a gun?

Guns don't have a good weight distribution, and depending on the type of gun, he couldn't even stand up

And by no life I mean an inanimate object