She’s not dead, just asleep

Stanley: oh, what is this?

“It appears to be a…woman?”

Stanley: yes I know that, but why is she here, and without a spacesuit

“I don’t know, but I’m bringing her in”

Stanley: sure *goes back inside the ship*

Kashiko: Uh, h-hey guys?

Stanley: hello there ma’am, you were floating in space

Kashiko: I know, because the world just ended

Stanley: *confused* what?

Kashiko: Seriously, someone destroyed Earth

Stanley: who?

Kashiko: Sayori and Sephiroth

Stanley: where are they now?

Kashiko: I don’t know, I fell asleep after the incident occurred. Even if I did know, why would you want to know?

Stanley: well, shouldn’t we stop them?

Kashiko: N-no, I’m fine-

Stanley: we have to stop sayori and sephiroth before they destroy more planets

Kashiko: No we don’t
*Musume and Mythra walk in*
Musume: Is he bothering you, Kash?
Kashiko: *cries* No, it’s just that, that-
Mythra: He wants to hurt Sayori and Sephiroth? Well, we’re not letting that happen!

go back to earth

Kashiko: I can’t, Sayori and Sephiroth destroyed it

uh ground control, I found an unknown object floating near our station, what do I do?

"Bring it in"

*brings it in*

"The fact that it can breathe in outer space seems a little peculiar. We might need further examination"

ok, what now?

5 minutes later
"Ok, do you think we can give, well let's say her, a place to stay until we can safely transport her back to Earth?"

I don't know

"Well, ok then"

so, uh, what now?

"I think we should just let her go for right now"

like, back into space?

"Sure"

*goes to yeet her back out into space*

*Picks up a transceiver*
Ground Control, I've identified an unknown object floating around near the station, do I have the permission to extract it for study?

“Yes, you may extract it”

Okay, dead, or alive?

“Let me see”
“It appears to be dead, but let me leave the station and double check”
“Apparently it’s alive”

Well if it is a succubus, I'm activating the airlock.
*Turns the transceiver off*

*brings Kashiko in*
Kashiko: Who are you guys?
"Nope, not a succubus. However, something seems a little fishy here"

Get some blood samples and it shall be put into the air lock

"Ok, I got the blood sample"

*Opens the Airlock button cover.*
Good, now get the f**k out of there, cause this suit is going to hit the fan.

Death stranding dragnoc: huh- (also he's emotionless but she can help him if she wants)

Samuel: HOLY SHIT THATS ONE THICC CORPSE

Kashiko: No need to feel sorry
*Mythra, one of Kashiko’s friends, enters the space station*
I’m glad you’re safe, Kashiko! Anyway have you seen Sayori or Sephiroth anywhere?
Kashiko: Oh yeah, when I said something about a coral pink haired girl and a silver haired man, I was talking about Sayori and Sephiroth

Samuel: Oh nice he does a derp smile

Mythra: Thanks for taking care of Kashiko while you could. Anyway, most of her friends are on Mars now, so we’ll be staying there till we find a new Earth

Samuel: Um, there’s earth earth

Kashiko: Um, actually, Sayori and Sephiroth destroyed it completely
Mythra: Yeah, we were too late

Samuel: you mean… oh shit…
He falls onto kashiko

Mythra: Wait, what are you doing?

Samuel: is having a panic attack

Mythra: Come on, Kashiko, we’re leaving

Samuel: why?

Mythra: We have stuff to do, and we can’t be here for long

Samuel: let me help!

Mythra: Fine, what will you be doing?

Samuel: whatever I need to!

Mythra: Well, me and Kashiko will probably need another spacecraft

Samuel: I can help!

*5 minutes later*
Mythra: Do you have the spacecraft?

Samuel: yes!

Mythra: Great!
*Mythra and Kashiko enter the spacecraft*
See ya!

Samuel: WAIT!

Mythra: Now what?

Samuel: I wanna come!
(He’s simping now ig)

Mythra: Fine, get in

Samuel: ok! Gets in

“There’s a corpse outside? I’m bringing it in!”

Samuel: take her too med bat ig

Bay

“On it!”

He goes into the med bay and examines the body

*Kashiko starts opening her eyes*
Where am I?

Samuel: Huh? OH SHIT! Oh your at the international space station

Kashiko: Oh, thanks! I only remember something happening with a girl with short coral pink hair and a man with long silver hair. I think they attempted to destroy the planet, and the only survivors were me and some of my friends. My friends were nowhere to be seen, so I just gave up and fell asleep

Samuel: awww, he hugs her (well the best he can with her laying down)

*Kashiko hugs him back*

Samuel: Well… I’m sorry that happened