She’s not dead, just asleep

*Picks up a transceiver*
Ground Control, I've identified an unknown object floating around near the station, do I have the permission to extract it for study?

“Yes, you may extract it”

Okay, dead, or alive?

“Let me see”
“It appears to be dead, but let me leave the station and double check”
“Apparently it’s alive”

Well if it is a succubus, I'm activating the airlock.
*Turns the transceiver off*

*brings Kashiko in*
Kashiko: Who are you guys?
"Nope, not a succubus. However, something seems a little fishy here"

Get some blood samples and it shall be put into the air lock

"Ok, I got the blood sample"

*Opens the Airlock button cover.*
Good, now get the f**k out of there, cause this suit is going to hit the fan.

Death stranding dragnoc: huh- (also he's emotionless but she can help him if she wants)

go back to earth

Kashiko: I can’t, Sayori and Sephiroth destroyed it

Stanley: oh, what is this?

“It appears to be a…woman?”

Stanley: yes I know that, but why is she here, and without a spacesuit

“I don’t know, but I’m bringing her in”

Stanley: sure *goes back inside the ship*

Kashiko: Uh, h-hey guys?

Stanley: hello there ma’am, you were floating in space

Kashiko: I know, because the world just ended

Stanley: *confused* what?

Kashiko: Seriously, someone destroyed Earth

Stanley: who?

Kashiko: Sayori and Sephiroth

Stanley: where are they now?

Kashiko: I don’t know, I fell asleep after the incident occurred. Even if I did know, why would you want to know?

Stanley: well, shouldn’t we stop them?

Kashiko: N-no, I’m fine-

Stanley: we have to stop sayori and sephiroth before they destroy more planets

Kashiko: No we don’t
*Musume and Mythra walk in*
Musume: Is he bothering you, Kash?
Kashiko: *cries* No, it’s just that, that-
Mythra: He wants to hurt Sayori and Sephiroth? Well, we’re not letting that happen!

uh ground control, I found an unknown object floating near our station, what do I do?

"Bring it in"

*brings it in*

"The fact that it can breathe in outer space seems a little peculiar. We might need further examination"

ok, what now?

5 minutes later
"Ok, do you think we can give, well let's say her, a place to stay until we can safely transport her back to Earth?"

I don't know

"Well, ok then"

so, uh, what now?

"I think we should just let her go for right now"

like, back into space?

"Sure"

*goes to yeet her back out into space*

galixa: huh that's odd, ground control this is galactic explorer i found an unidentified object floating near the station... what should I do?

"Bring it in and we will take a closer look at it"

g: alright, *brings it in*

"Um, I think, well I should say, she's alive"

g: the f**k?

"Yep. She just asked us why we brought her in"

g: *looks at her face* *boops nose*

Kashiko: *giggles slightly*

g: ... 0-0 wow i-

Kashiko: T-thanks for your help. I don't even know how this happened

g: ◉_◉