GIGA CHAD SCHOOL STARTING TODAY:
3 MILLION YEARS OF WORKING OUT REQUIRED
CAN'T BREATHE. THAT'S FOR WEAK PEOPLE
1,000,000 PUSHUPS A MILLISECOND; SIGN UP WHENEVER
START WHENEVER
TEACH YOURSELF
TRAINING:
DRINK A JUICE MADE OF CHILDREN EVERY SECOND
1,000,000 PUSHUPS, SITUPS, PULLUPS, AND EVERY EXERCISE IN THE WORLD IN TEN MILLISECONDS
NO ANYTHING. JUST WORKOUT RUNTS.