Also the thing is 4m tall

???: why is that thing so sexyyy

(I know)

???: *rests head on him*

*stays wrapped*

???: can you talk?

Yes

???: *blushes more*

*rests head on your chest*

???: do- do you love me?

*nods*

???: *hugs him*

(Oh also have a follow)

(ohok u too)

*stays wrapped* you like this?

???: yes

What we having?

???: Steak

Oo

*you see that vegan teacher in the bushes taking notes*

*strangles her with legs*

???: Do it again… but with me… please

But your nice and I like you

???: Cri

If you want me to *goes to you*

???: *blushes*

*strangles*

???: A

You ok?

???: Y- yes

*keeps strangling around your body*

???: Omhilocetisdmuhincktollabkeod

?

???: nothing!

*stays wrapped* what do you wanna do?

???: FIRSTIWANNAMRRYYOUTHANIWANNAGOTOTHEMALLANDBUYSOMECUTECLOTHERFPRYOTHANIWANNAGOHOMEANDWATCHAMOVIEANDTHANIWANNAHANDTHANIWANNAGETADOGANDTHANIWANNAGOTOTHEFAIRANDTHSNIWANNALIFEHAPPILYEVERAFTER

*keeps going*

???: I F**KING LOVE THIS- WAIT STO- *dies*

*revives you*
(Gotta go, be back tomorrow)

???: ow
l(k)

sure

???: you dont sound exited

I am!

???: Good! lets have some dinner

*crawling around*

???: WHY IS IT SO SEXYY

*in front of you*

???: wioo hou marryv me ikmbaogtk y hhashahahahha

*holds arm out*

???: *grabs it* ITSHAPPENINRHURHGONNMARUMADWELHAZESAFEDBAEBSYSEAYESFIBALLT

*wraps around you*

???: ahhh-H-h~

*rests head on yours*

???: *moaning but its not moaning and she eats a shoebox*
(wtf even is this rp by now?)

(Idk)

(it went from horror to romance real f**king fast)

*watching*
(It’s a male)

???: JUST F**KING MARRY ME ALREADY (its a female)

*jumps down and circles around you*

???: omgishpeingpldmealeeadyimsohrolniy

*looks at you*

???:mrrymemaeiryymemrrymemarim

*stares at you*

???: *blushing*

*moves closer*

???: plsmaryemwsssecajnbhqgevswoabbabayezsll

*tilts head*

???: father

(Back)

(kk

(My thing is a male, and it’s not gay)

(my thing is female and is not lesbian… also her name is "???")?

(Accepted but in memechat)

(memechat is broken for me)

(Want me to send link)

(no like… if i send a message in memechat my computer crashes)

(Kk, here then)

???: rmkinmesohotcrawlingontyewroof

(romantic music starts)

(No)

(romantic music stops)