(No that’s not a claw that’s his wing)

I have a very important message
garfield you fat cat you are so big and fat why are you so fat

I eat, Jon. it’s what I do.

its time to kick odie off the table

Don’t do it, that’s our ally and pet dog Iggy.

you're going into orbit
you stoopid mutt

IGGGGGGYYYYYYYY-

time for a nap
im an idiot who loves to snooze

Carlos you lazy ass blob thing.

i hate alram clocks
im am hungry i want some human flesh

You’re eating us out of house and home, Caillou.

enough with the chit chat lets get some grub going

Where are the severed limbs?

i ate those food

Fish c00m is also a delicacy in Japan.

Holy shit

Time to strip for fish

Where are the human souls?

i ate those food

I DON’T KNOW-

and this is why i dont do stuff anymore

Where did all the bull testicles go?

*garfielf music strops*

Bull testicles are edible.

I said what happened to the bull testicles.

What. Happened. To. The. Testicles?

why did you have those
i am fearing for your mental and physical health

Confusion