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Mario:

the alert's audio: The President Of The United States has issued a Hoes Mad warning for all of the United States. It is highly recommended you stay inside at all times. Remain calm and and head to a low level room or basement. If you do not have a basement, go to an attic. If you do not have an attic or basement, go to a bathroom and lock the bathroom door. The hoes don't go into bathrooms, basements or attics. If you have a gun, keep it with you. We will notify you when the hoes have stopped being mad.

Mario:what if someone dont have a bathroom?
(runs into his basement)

(It means if you don't have any of them, you're f**king dead.

that is the most recommended place to be right now

Welp, this is why I own a train station in my basement.

me: what

Yeah, leads straight to City V.

well this is an alert for all of the us, so unless city v is not in the u.s. its not a safe place

Its underground

*insert thumbs up here*

?

Because its underground, safe from the mad hoes

Ah, and smart move on my end, wouldn't you say?

Beyond smart actually

*Russian brain power*

Cowboy: *scream*

time to go to a bathroom

Jacob: wut