Change My Mind

Hades there makes it even better

Hades is best boo.

Best character from Hercules tbh

Tbh, yea. Like, I’m not even mad that he tried to murder everyone.

me who prefers Jesus

Jesus the bottom lol
Also he wasn’t in Hercules but yeah

I’m the very definition of a heretic lol

no thanks

Boi, but boo works as well.

I read your tagline as “You look enby”

Well, it could be both lol.

Yes

Brig, I went to go and follow you but apparently I already was lmao.

Bruh**

:0 I’m going to follow you back

Amazing 🤩

lets learn to drive a stick shift:

Bruh, I still got a couple years till I learn that shit.

c'mon, wanna be like those degenerates with fuvking electric cars. i wouldn't

its also good to plan ahead

Sure, I love a good electric car. Sounds awesome.

Me who wants to travel on horse: :]

Ride em you bunch of outlaws.

now gtfo or i will eat pineapple pizza

I love pineapple pizza :0

oh no

were complete opposites, but we now have a similarity

i f e e l l i k e s p a g h e t t i a n d m e a t b a l l s

Yes one of my gods is Flying Spaghetti Monster

why is it a crusader like me can like things that hecking athiests like

*shrug* We can agree with the enemy sometimes

Same tho.

sunday evening:

*Christianity intensifies with religious intent*

Nah, you already know I’m worshiping satan.

Yooo same. Although I also worship some other gods like Shrek, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Garlic Bread, The Wizard of New Zealand, etc

I worship the sage of six paths and satan.

no thanks, i'd rather play forza horizon 4 and drive fast af

*dies from cringe*

Definition of cringe:

Look in the mirror

Lmao

change gears as in a manual car

F U K
Y E A H

ya like the 1st gen dodge cummins with a 5 speed stick

*laughs in paragirl*

what in the holy ravioli does that mean

My gender

what is "p a r a g o r l"

It means I feel like a girl most of the time

"most of the time"

then what about the time you dont feel feminine

Agender, otherwise genderless

i really don't understand LGBT and i dont want to

You asked, but ok

your'e talking to a straight Cgristian, how tf am i supposed to understand LGBT so deeply. i'm also redneck

I didn’t expect you to get it (I knew that from your meme lol). What I’m saying is that you’re the one who asked me to explain my gender, so I did. You initiated this, not me

the only lgbt's ik of are gay, lesbian (same as gay), trans, bi, and pan (bi but with more DLC)