Your on a cruise and she is your waiter but you find her passed out in the captains quarters wdyd

Larq: Oh my...

Captain- What OMG

Jacob: What the

Captain- may i help you WHY IS SHE ON THE GROUND

Jacob: I FOUND HER LIKE THIS

Captain- GAHHHHH

Jacob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GET A MEDIc

Captain- dont tell any one we dont want them to panic

Jacob: Okay, I'll get the cruise nurse

Captian- ok ok

Curise Doctor: What seems to be the problem

Captain- *driving*

Jacob: My waiter might be dead

Doctor * Kneels down and checks the waiter * She might be a bit much sea sick

Captain- reallY?! shes never been sea sick

Doctor: Well the ship has been moving crazy recently and the smell of this part of the ocean can make anyone easily sick. If she isn't sick she might be blacked-out

Captain- she's spent her whole life on a ship in fact she has never left the ship

Doctor: Maybe she needs sometime off this ship, It can be dangerous to be on ships for very long times

Captain-hmmmmm

Doctor: Once we get to where we are headed, if she has recovered at sometime, let here walk out of the ship and take a 2.5 mile walk

Captain- uhhh ok
Honey- *wakes up*

is honey the waiter? ))

(yes)

Doctor: Are you okay?

Honey- y-yea

Doctor: Are you feeling sick right now?

Honey- no just dizzy

Doctor: Once we reach land, I request you take a brief walk

Honey- uhh on the deck?

Doctor: No, on land

Honey- ive never been on land

Doctor: Really?

Honey- yea

Doctor: Well, ummmmmmm . . . why is that?

Honey- im not sure

Doctor: Oh

Honey- why?

Doctor: Because most things are on land. Most people live on land

Honey- most people i see get on the cruise

Jacob: Yes, but this is a temporary thing

Honey- oh im so sorry for not serving you *stands up* what do you need

Jacob: Nothing, not after what just happened

Honey- oh ok

Doctor: I'll let you recover at the Health room

Honey- but im fine really

Doctor: Just to be sure

Honey- ok...

2 hours later

[ Intercom ] Co-captain: We are at our destination for our trip, return here at 9:30 pm or your taking the airplane home

Honey- hmm??

Doctor: * Finds her * Oh, I was looking for you.

Honey- oh why

Doctor: Your gonna step on land

Honey- ok?

Doctor: Follow me * Starts walking to the exit *

Honey- *follows*

They starts walking down the stairs

Doctor: You got to be Joking when you are saying you have never been on land

Honey- no i was born and raised on this boat

Doctor: Oh okay * they reach the end * You take the first step

Honey- your acting weird *walks on* see im not dead

Doctor: Yes

Honey- i dont know what this will do though

Doctor: Well you need to experience life

Honey- i do

Doctor: Well, how other people do.

Honey- ok

Doctor: * Gets out map * Where should we go?

Honey- idk

Doctor: How about a restraunt