Spairan

yes

no

Milk:

Imma report you to the manager

Milk: I'm afraid I can't let you do that. *pulls out the 19 dollar fortnite, crying. The sheer sight of the card eradicates your body and soul*

*dies
*Normal spike walks up behind you with a slurpee
Yo

Milk: Sup. *puts away 19 dollar fortnite card* Let me guess, souls of the damned flavor

Nah, it's literally tiger blood flavor! They have it on sale at omnistore

Milk: Nice, I'm more of a people colada guy myself

It's new, and I never tried it...
It's no where bears as good as furry soul flavor

Milk: What, you got a furry vore kink or something-

I hate when comment chain runs out...

Milk: same.

Shut TF up! I just like the taste my guy.

Milk: Oh. My opinion about furries. Eh, they're like people, they both die the same when stabbed.

But furries taste better due to the hint of stoopid in their sould

Milk: I've eaten their souls, they're equally as stupid as humans, and as me *makes a stupid face*

Soul