.This.lesbian.a.Noodle.simp. Billcipher2021 simpliystic izzybixzie blazikin nugget_the_smol muppetlife

Make sure the water is deep and you aren’t near shore so the evidence stays hidden

Noted

If any bodies wash up on shore an investigation will take place

They won’t ever know who did it tho

They might figure it out, when I dumped some bodies at sea they almost got me

Yeah but the witnesses are just some random people, if I leave the boat in the see and take the mini boat they will think I died to

Smart

Would recommend something more substantial for your hostages - A large concrete block (but that might be difficult at sea...) Or an anchor !

Noted

it took you 59 minutes to realize you could watch the body sink?

Yep

also day 27 of waht?

Of my murder spree

how many hostages were there?

None it’s all imaginary

so a single brick could pull them all down then...

Like a cinder brick

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