:p

*hold out hand* im going for a walk, mind holding this for me?

20%

You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

40%

Hey baby! I have been undressing you with my imagination and my eyes all day long. Come and spend some time with me tonight to verify what I have been seeing.

40%

hey baby girl~

80% -///-

wow

shut up

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna exercise?

40%

im going to try this
*pulls you close and kisses you*

AY THATS MY GIRLFRIEND

guess what

what?

are you a school

cus i wanna shoot some kids inside of you

i already got that one but
60%

are you my room cus i have to clean you out

20%

-.-

Are you a school cuz I want to shoot kids inside of you

i- 60%
wth xD

XD this is the darkest flirt I know

omg i love it thoo xD
its f**king funny

Wth