i'd die because there's no oxygen

What tif there was a hole for oxygen to come in

i'd die cause there's no food

What if there was food and drinks

i'd starve myself

I'd control you and make you eat

i'd die from over eating

I wouldn't make you eat too much

i could just kill myself

I would revive you

humans can't do that, i win

What if I literally was Tricky and had an Improbability Drive to revive you with

I'd die because there's no oxygen

What if there was a hole for oxygen to come in

“… so… what do you want to do?”